I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

I've always hate child stars, starting from way back when, when I was a child. The first child star I saw was Shirley Temple. She was six years old, two foot six and the biggest star in Hollywood. She wore ribbons in her hair, and frilly little pinafores and shiny patent-leather tap shoes - just like the boys in Glee do.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

Every television show you go on is a choice.

I hate reality shows that are not reality.