A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.
My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.
I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag.
The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.
I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.