The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!
Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young'; it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.
Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.