I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.

The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.

As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'