If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it...Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.