I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.

Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.

I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.

Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.

The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves