Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

I was my own buddy in camp.

The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.

Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'

The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.

My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.