The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.

Any form of complacency is the kiss of death for any professional.

Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.

The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.

I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.

Don't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.

Welcome to my world! I've been through it all, and I often pinch myself to believe my luck. I design jewlery, create cosmetics, perform comedy, act, lecture, write books, travel, have a fabulous daughter, and a phenomenal grandson-and I feel I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.