The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves
My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!
I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.