My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!
On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.
Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.
I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag.