I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.

When you're first-generation money, you want to say, "I got a Mercedes and a Rolls and a Lamborghini. Take a look." When you're second-generation money, you're very quiet behind your country club doors. I think that's why people are much more aware. It's the first-generation wives that have the huge rings and the second-generation says, "Everyone be quiet as we get on our yacht or our private plane."

I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.

The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.

A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.

In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected; the only surprise is a day that has none.

A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.