I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.

You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.

If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.

Having a baby can be a scream.

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.

That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.