to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.
All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.
Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.
My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.