I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.

I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

Whatever you do to recover from a loss, people will be critical because they believe that the only way to recover is their way. And you will even run into some people who should be run into by rhinos because they actually don't want to see you get over your tragedy at all; grief is a spectator sport for them.

I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.

If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others

My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.