The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.

Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

I could stop and live carefully but that's ridiculous. I don't want to live carefully.

On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.

I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.

Life is very tough, you know. You sit at a dinner party and talk to the person on your right or your left, you're going to hear something terribly sad, or horrible, or awful. And you just laugh at everything. I think it was Winston Churchill who said something like, any time you get someone to laugh, you're giving them a little vacation. It's so true. You laugh for one second, you're happy. I find in negotiations, everybody's sitting around looking so serious, I say something funny and it breaks the ice. And it's like, now we can get through this.