I love the way my life has fallen into place.

If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.

[On plastic surgery:] My motto is: 'Anything that can be lifted should be lifted. Anything that falls should be caught. And try to catch any falling stuff before it hits the ground.

I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.

The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.

My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.