Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others
Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.
My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
you have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.