Run scared ... and they never catch you.
Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.