Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.

I love the way my life has fallen into place.

I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.

My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "pick up, I know you're there."

I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth, I'll tongue kiss Glenn Beck.

If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.

My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.