I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.
Joan RiversAnger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.
Joan RiversMy love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
Joan RiversMarriage isn't a contest to see who is most often right. Marriage requires being what the Japanese call 'the wise bamboo,' which means you bend so you don't break. Treat your spouse with the flexibility and respect you would give to a top client. Think how we treat clients; We smile, we are polite, we listen to their ideas. Never forget that your spouse is your most important client.
Joan Rivers