Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.

How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!

The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, ... But they say 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' And as far as fashion is concerned, that's a good thing.