Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.
My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
Never floss a stranger.