Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.

God always comes up with a third act twist -- and we won't know until we die whether the play was a comedy or a tragedy.

I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.

I've learned: When you get older, who cares? I don't mince words, I don't hold back. What are you gonna do to me? Fire me? It's been done. Threaten to commit suicide? Done. Take away my show? Done! Not invite to me to the Vanity Fair party? I've never been invited! If I ever saw the invitation, I'd use it as toilet paper.

Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!

When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.

The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.