Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.
We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
People are arguing whether Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ" is anti-semitic. Well, whether it is or it isn't, it doesn't matter, because I've been in touch with his accounting firm, Rosencrantz, Levy and Stern, and they're screwing him out of his profits.
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.