I love the way my life has fallen into place.
I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.
Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.
A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.
Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!