Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.

to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.

I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me "sir."

Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.

Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.

Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.