We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.

Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.

Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm full of children. I think she got them at Costco.

Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception.