Can we talk?
I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.
I use a smoke alarm as a timer.