I am furious about everything.
I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.
you have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.
"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.
Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!