I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.
I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.
She's so fat, she's my two best friends.
Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.
Never floss a stranger.
Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.