I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.

The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.

I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth, I'll tongue kiss Glenn Beck.

Don't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.

Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.

All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.

The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius' bathroom floor.