Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up - and gay men should stand up at least halfway.

Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.

to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.

Better laid than never.

I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done. You can tune me out, you can click me off, it's OK. I am not going to bow to political correctness.

Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!