At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked
Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.
I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.