I could stop and live carefully but that's ridiculous. I don't want to live carefully.

[On plastic surgery:] My motto is: 'Anything that can be lifted should be lifted. Anything that falls should be caught. And try to catch any falling stuff before it hits the ground.

I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

I'm going out with these old guys. One guy gave me a hickey and left his teeth in my neck. Another man, we were having a perfectly lovely dinner; he looked up and me and went: You're not my wife! Another guy died during dinner. I had to go in his pocket to get the American Express card. Then you wonder: What would he tip? Another guy said: I want you to meet my family, and took me to the cemetery.