I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.
Better laid than never.
my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.
old age' is always ten years more than we are.
You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.