You're college graduates now, so use your education. Remember: It's not who you know, it's whom.
Every television show you go on is a choice.
A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.
A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: "Run your own race, put on your blinders."
Having my daughter, I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.
I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.