But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party. Meaning, you can't go horseback riding with Jackie O in Central Park if you're going to make a joke about her that night.

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.

The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.

If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others

I think we obviously need health care. Of course we need health care, but I think that it's gone too far the other way, and I don't understand it. It's gotten so complicated. The minute they made a deal with the drug companies, you know something isn't kosher here.

But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party. Meaning, you can't go horseback riding with Jackie O in Central Park if you're going to make a joke about her that night.

to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.