Boy George is all England needs. Another queen who can't dress.

If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.

When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.

On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.