Boy George is all England needs. Another queen who can't dress.

I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.

I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked

Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because everybody has done it and they all deny it. They stand there, like the Bride of Frankenstein, they've all got stitches, and they all say, 'I've done nothing.' I talk about it.

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.

Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.