People are arguing whether Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ" is anti-semitic. Well, whether it is or it isn't, it doesn't matter, because I've been in touch with his accounting firm, Rosencrantz, Levy and Stern, and they're screwing him out of his profits.

Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.

Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.

The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.

moving on is a gift you give yourself.

you have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.