Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.
Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.
I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays
My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.