Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.
My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.
I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.
Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.