My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.

There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.

I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me "sir."

A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.

I've learned from doing my own show with Fox that people are not your partners if they're signing the checks. Whoever signs your paycheck is the boss - no matter what they tell you.

Boy George is all England needs. Another queen who can't dress.

What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.