Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.

If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others

On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.

A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: "Run your own race, put on your blinders."

The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.

Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.

I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.