Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.

A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.

A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do

Victoria Beckham is so nasty, why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to all the people around her. She's too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she's rude. She can't always just be having a bad day.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.