Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.

to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.

Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.

I could never be in a cult. For starters, they never accessorize properly. David Koresh had no fashion sense, Jim Jones wore leisure suits, and I don't care how charismatic Osama bin Laden was, an AK-47 and an insulin drip do not take the place of drop earrings or a well-placed brooch.

I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.

In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected; the only surprise is a day that has none.

Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.