My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "pick up, I know you're there."

Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.

I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.

When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.

My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.

My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception.