My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "pick up, I know you're there."

I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.

Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.

I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.

I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.

Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.

Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.