I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.'

You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.

Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

My personal style is over-the-top dowager. The old days they said get dressed and take one thing off, I say get dressed and put one thing on.

My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.

Run scared ... and they never catch you.