Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.
Having a baby can be a scream.
The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.
Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.
Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.