I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.'

Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!

I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.

My daughter refuses to call me mother in public; my little grandson calls me Spongeslob Squarebottom, and nobody else ever calls me at all.

Every time I get on an airplane I figure it's gonna get blown up. You live on the edge.