A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception.
my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.
The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.
She's so fat, she's my two best friends.
There are many self-help books by Ph.D.s, but I hold a different degree: an I.B.T.I.A.-I've Been Through It All. This degree comes not on parchment but gauze, and it entitles me to tell you that there is a way to get through any misfortune.