Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays
No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.