There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.
I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.
A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.