My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.
I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.
I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.
keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!
The only street I like is Rue Honore de Balzac, because 'Balzac' sound so gay, and I love my gays. I might like Parisians more if they named their streets only for gay icons, like Rue Liza Minnelli or Rue Bette Midler or, my favorite, Rue McClanahan.