You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.