I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.