Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.