I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.