I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.