I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

I drink to forget I drink.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got something!

I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.