I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got something!

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.