A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.
Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.