It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.