I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.