It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.