They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.