I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.