I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.