If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.