I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.