I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.
If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.
I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.