You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got something!
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.
I drink to forget I drink.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.