Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
I drink to forget I drink.
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.