I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got something!
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.