I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.