If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.