Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.
I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.
I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.
I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.