It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.