I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
I donโt drink anymore - just the same amount.
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.