I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.

You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got something!

If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.