I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.
I drink to forget I drink.
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got something!
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.