You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.
I drink to forget I drink.
I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.