They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.