There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.

I drink to forget I drink.

Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.