There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

We can afford almost any mistake once.