There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.

I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.