I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.