I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.
I donโt drink anymore - just the same amount.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.