We can afford almost any mistake once.

If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.