If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

I drink to forget I drink.

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.