Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
I drink to forget I drink.