If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.