If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.