If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.

You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got something!

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.