I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.

If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

We can afford almost any mistake once.