They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.