Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
We can afford almost any mistake once.
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.