You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
We can afford almost any mistake once.