Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.
We can afford almost any mistake once.
Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.