I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got something!
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.