I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.