Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I drink to forget I drink.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.

I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.