Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.