Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

Like if you all were going to go out and one guy's like "you know what man I'm going to stay home I'm feeling kind of shitty," you go, "You faggot." That's what it means. It's about a guy wimping out, being a douchebag...it has nothing to do with your sexual orientation.

People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.

We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.

Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.

It's not necessarily a brave thing, people talk about what they think about. There's people out there who love to talk about politics or where they think the countries headed. I don't talk about that I talk about...things that are a little trippier.

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.