I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.

The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.

Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.

I love coming to D.C. I think it's a very unusual city. It's so fascinating that it's this weird place that everything thinks of as the capital of the country, there is so much international business, political stuff that is connected to that part of the country that it has a very charred atmosphere.

Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.

If I could make the same amount of money doing standup it would be no contest. The problem is that if you do make that kind of money doing standup, it's not in clubs, it's in big auditoriums and large venues, and I really think something is lost when you do standup for a big crowd.