I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

I love existing in pre big bang conditions.

I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"

If you attach your mind to any ideology, you're going to be on a road, and that road may or may not lead you in a good direction. But you're gonna stay on that road because you are attached to an ideology. It could be a terrible road, but you stick with it regardless of rational thinking.