A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you tube, it might get a million hits! All it needs to do is resonate with one person who sends it to their friends, who sends it to other people, and before you know it, it has spread virally and BOOM! All of a sudden that person has a name.

Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

I did a lot of crazy gigs man. I hosted a Jack and Jill strip club in Woonsocket Rhode Island which is this tiny depressing fishing town, all Portuguese immigrants and it's just a humorless, dark town.

If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.

So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy.

We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.