It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race.

You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.

Haters...are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.

I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.

I definitely had one guy come up to me and ask if I knew where to get DMT. He had a crewcut and he didn't look like he'd ever done a drug in his life. He didn't seem curious he seemed like he wanted to get me to do something. Like "You're the laziest narc ever dude. This is ridiculous. What, do you think I bring drugs around with me? Are you retarded? Why don't you go find gangsters?"

What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt.