It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we're all communicating with each other all across the board, so you're getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture.

The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.