I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

I love coming to D.C. I think it's a very unusual city. It's so fascinating that it's this weird place that everything thinks of as the capital of the country, there is so much international business, political stuff that is connected to that part of the country that it has a very charred atmosphere.

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.

Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.